I guess I have a type
|me:||i like him|
|friend:||isn't he gay?|
Two reasons why I am a failure tonight.
1. My computer got wet
2. I ate a bag of chips (not because I craved them, but because I was lazy about dinner) after dancing for hours and literally destroying my feet
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.
|plot twist:||celebrities start shipping fans|